Man accused of loving his bike a bit too much


A Scottish man has been charged with screwing his bike. But he’s no mechanic.

The Sunday Mail says Robert Stewart, a 51-year old from Ayr, is charged with simulating sex with a bicycle and continuing to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female cleaners at the hostel where he was living.

Stewart denies all the charges.

The cleaners allege they discovered Stewart bonking his bike when they walked into his bedroom. Stewart claimed it was all “a misunderstanding” after he had too much to drink.

Bizarrely, just such a bike-bonking scenario was used in a viral promo for loveyourbike.org, a Manchester Friends of the Earth campaign. A man is discovered lubing his bike in a way not generally recommended. Click play on this very rude video, if you dare:



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